Well boys and girls, today we’re gonna talk about condoms, dental dams and STDs! Yay! Doesn’t sound like much fun does it? But I can assure you that not only can safe sex be quite fun, but let’s face it; it’s a helluva lot more fun than an STD ain’t it??
First things first; unprotected sex is dangerous no matter how well you think you may know someone or how hot and bothered you may be and condoms are an absolute necessity these days, so the sooner you realize this and stop your groaning about it, the sooner you can learn to incorporate it effortlessly into your foreplay!
Condom makers have been doing their part to make safe sex as easy as can be by creating condoms that are “ribbed for you pleasure” to condoms that fit even the—ahem—huskier boys. Still goin’ soft even with all these great condom choices? Not if you use some of these tips:
Keep ‘em handy: Most of the time what makes you go limp when it’s time to slip on the condom is the interruption—not the condom itself! Tacky or presumptuous as you may think it is; keeping condoms close by will cut down the fumbling time which can be a buzz kill, so keep ‘em next to the bed, next to the tub, in the cookie jar and anywhere else you may play! (Keeping a couple in the car ain’t a bad idea either)
Put ‘Em In Your Mouth: This is always my favorite advice for anything tasty. *wink* Since oral sex needs to be practiced safely too; the creation of flavored condoms that really are quite yummy make it far easier to enjoy some safe oral whether you’re going down on him or her. Cut a flavored condom open and use it when going down on her or slip one on him and lick it like it’s the tastiest lollypop around and they won’t complain. (Also a great idea for those a little shy or squeamish about oral to begin with)
Hand It To Them: If you find the actual act of putting a condom on to be a joy kill then passing the buck to your mate may do the trick. It only takes less than a second to place the condom on the head and with a little practice; doing it with one hand leaves the other free to continue stroking away at the shaft or giving the balls a little squeeze while your partner slides the condom down. I recommend some sultry eye contact as you do this to keep the connection intense and as über-sexy.
Lip Action: Once you’ve mastered the one handed tip above you may want to give your hands a break and leave all the work to your lips! Place the condom over the head and roll it down just a tad. Get the eyes focused on your man, place your hands behind your back and your lips over the condom and begin to slide your lips downward with enough pressure to take the condom down with you as far as you can go. You can always cheat and use a hand if your mouth isn’t quite strong enough, but it’s the lips on cock contact that make this tip the hottest one of all!
Play Safe!
by Adrie Santos
Filed under: For couples | Tagged: AIDS, Herpes, STD
